maxim does the classics   (link)

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2004/9/27molyneux.html
The Great Gatsby

Gatsby follows this chick Daisy to South Padre Island for spring break. While jet-skiing, he finds out that she has already hooked up with his buddy Tom. So he hooks up with this other girl, Mabel. When Mabel's husband finds out, he suggests a three-way.

etc. HAH.