the friday five ($1M)   (friday five)

You have just won one million dollars:

1. Who do you call first?
My lawyer.

2. What is the first thing you buy for yourself?
A black manual Audi S4 wagon. Or maybe an RS6.

3. What is the first thing you buy for someone else?
A Cadillac for my dad.

4. Do you give any away? If yes, to whom?
Nope, nope, nope. $1M doesn't split too many ways after taxes. Besides, investing is basically giving money away anyway.

5. Do you invest any? If so, how?
Yes, in business ventures by myself and friends. Oh, and in stocks recommended to me by spam.