subtle   (random re me)

so today i walked into the bathroom. nobody was in there, as usual. but as soon as i got to the urinal, i smelled something new, something i've never smelled in the bathroom at work before... frickin mouthwash! in a pump dispenser on the counter by the sink!

what the crap is that? maybe someone is trying to tell me something. however, contrary to popular belief, i do brush my teeth, so to mister or miss mysterious benefactor, i say: "i don't need no steenkin mouthwash."

Posted by yargevad at January 7, 2004 02:55 PM