i'm stuck!!1   (random re me)

The most bizarre, random, and annoying thing happened to me on the way home from the climbing gym last night. I got in my car and put on my seatbelt. Then I moved my arm and the seatbelt flew out of its holster like it smelled bad in there or something. I finally got it in there like the true computer professional I am (reboot it, i.e. press on the release, hear a click, then it goes in and stays in). But then when I got home, it wouldn't come out! It's a good thing I'm not a senior citizen or I would have had to call the fire department to bring the jaws of life (or at least Jon with his Spyderco). So I had to squirm out of the seatbelt one part at a time (first the shoulder belt, then the lap belt). I can only imagine how amusing it would have been to watch me do that. I couldn't see it, however, as I was blinded by rage. Screw you, POS Chevy!