sports headline   (quote)

yet another gem from Dave Barry:

Real-life examples of language usage sent in by alert readers:
Gary Tucker sent in a sports story from the Seattle Times concerning a Mariners-Indians game featuring a strong performance by Cleveland pitcher Bartolo Colon, with the following headline, which we swear we are not making up: "Bad Whiff of Colon."
  -Dave Barry, 2003 Desk Calendar